can you see why i hate her?

[neil]

Queen:

you ever just fuck for someone else

like you're not really in the mood but the other person is so you're like OK, let me get you off, blow a load on my face, it's cool?

that's what morning sex is

i like a load in my face three-five times a week

it's better to swallow the evidence than to leave it smeared on your backside or a tee shirt

he was getting out of the shower and toweling off and i was marveling at his youthful beauty, like adonis, and i got all touchy feely and figured i might as well start off his day with a good beej and then it progressed from there.

man i look at this kid and all i want to do is smash my tits on his face and fuck

this is the first time i've ever been so amazingly attracted to someone i don't know what to do with myself. maybe it's bc i'm 32 and hitting my "peak." but holy god. he is the most beautiful boy i have ever seen.

we get along on many levels, so much to the point that i forget that our age difference is an entire decade. he's very intelligent, driven, has a great job/career, likes a lot of art/music type stuff, and pretty much schools me in cinema. we watch a lot of movies. he's quite cultured. sometimes i feel like the retarded youngster around him, actually.

[cybercoma]

What's this about?

[Donkey Puncher]

Dude, that sounds like a fine representation of women hood to me. I'd like to find one of those myself, only not fixated on young adonis like boys.

[MR. NASTY]

Which one is the dude?

[|Ferrolent]

Is she talking about Blake? I can see how one might consider him an Adonis.

[neil]

Originally Posted by MR. NASTY

Which one is the dude?

The girl I hate is the Asian one. I've been fighting with her online for over ten years now. She has a different college aged boy she's fucking every other month, and each time it's more special than the last and she's more in love than she's ever been.

She's obviously mentally ill, but she's so narcissistic and cruel that she's still deserving of all the shit life can throw at her. She blames me for psychologically damaging her when I was a teenager and she was in her early 20s.

If anyone has heard of the hardcore band Sick of it All, she lost her virginity to Lou Koller (the singer) and fucked everyone else in the band.

[|Ferrolent]

Oh, I thought that was from cuntessa's blog again. The girl on the left doesn't really look like her after all

[neil]

[|Ferrolent]

You've been fighting her online for ten years? That's kind of weird. Why not ignore this skank and live your own life?

[Donkey Puncher]

That does put a different spin on things. Still, if she were a guy would you hold her in the same kind of contempt? And why do you care, do you still have feelings for her? If you banged her yourself, good work. She is cute.

[neil]

Originally Posted by |Ferrolent

You've been fighting her online for ten years? That's kind of weird. Why not ignore this skank and live your own life?

It hasn't been a constant thing for ten years and I haven't read anything she's written since I started posting here until last night. A friend of mine told me about a thread on my old board where this fat kid was fucking with her (fucking with my friend), so I went to read it. It was in this girl's thread.

Before I quit that board, I was happy to drop it, but she felt a need to tell everyone what a horrible person I was and how I'd wronged her worse than anyone ever has. When I was 17, she used to print out my posts, cover them with shit (literally), and mail them to my parents.

[neil]

Originally Posted by Donkey Puncher

That does put a different spin on things. Still, if she were a guy would you hold her in the same kind of contempt? And why do you care, do you still have feelings for her? If you banged her yourself, good work. She is cute.

I think she's pretty ugly. She's bloated looking and has a nigger nose. I've never fucked her, but a few people I used to be friends with have. She fucked pretty much every hardcore band in NYC and Philly who were around in the mid- to late-90s.

[fuscia]

Originally Posted by |Ferrolent

Why not ignore this skank and live your own life?

his options are limited.

[Von Smooten]

She does sound a tad unsavory, I'll concede. Has she posted nudes though? She seems like the kind of chick to have posted nudes.

[neil]

Originally Posted by fuscia

his options are limited.

I've been meaning to ask you for a couple of days now: When your ex-wife used to play the piano, what would you sing?

[Patrick Bateman]

i'm a college aged boy, and I would not hit that.

[fuscia]

neil, invite her to post here. say something like "yeah, everyone at ufc thinks i'm a fucken loser so you'd probably love it there." that's tit, for sure.

[fuscia]

Originally Posted by neil

I've been meaning to ask you for a couple of days now: When your ex-wife used to play the piano, what would you sing?

the vocal part.

[Donkey Puncher]

Originally Posted by neil

I think she's pretty ugly. She's bloated looking and has a nigger nose. I've never fucked her, but a few people I used to be friends with have. She fucked pretty much every hardcore band in NYC and Philly who were around in the mid- to late-90s.

Why does that bother you? Why spend another second of your life thinking about a chick that should mean nothing to you. 10 years seems like a lot of time to think about someone you regard so poorly. Just imagine how many other ways you could have spent your time more constructively.

[neil]

And speaking of options, Fuscia, aren't you the one who's stuck in a sexless marriage?

[neil]

Originally Posted by Donkey Puncher

Why does that bother you? Why spend another second of your life thinking about a chick that should mean nothing to you. 10 years seems like a lot of time to think about someone you regard so poorly. Just imagine how many other ways you could have spent your time more constructively.

If there was a way to calculate the time I've spent on her over the years, it would probably amount to hours or a day or two at the worst. Everyone has enemies, and for the most part, I've enjoyed hating her.

[animal mother]

Originally Posted by neil

When I was 17, she used to print out my posts, cover them with shit (literally), and mail them to my parents.

so this girl found out where your parents live, then drove other there to write the address down? and she sent fecal matter through the mail to your family on multiple occasions? what was done about this?

[neil]

Originally Posted by animal mother

so this girl found out where your parents live, then drove other there to write the address down? and she sent fecal matter through the mail to your family on multiple occasions? what was done about this?

No, she used to threaten me and have old crusty guys in NYC hardcore "crews" threaten me. I wasn't about to go to NYC to see them, so I told them exactly where they could find me.

Nothing was done about it. I had a good laugh with Mom and Dad. Well, I had a good laugh with Dad.

[animal mother]

you gave total strangers the address to your mother and father's home so they could come over for a fist fight?

[neil]

Originally Posted by animal mother

you gave total strangers the address to your mother and father's home so they could come over for a fist fight?

Of course. And they weren't coming over for a fist fight. They were threatening to kill me. I felt a need to call their bluff.

[|brainuse]

What in the holy hell is this?

Neil, what's up man? Are you like 18, or just emotionally fragile, or just a huge toolbox, or what? This is weird.

[animal mother]

so your parents got a shit-o-gram and all those losers got was multiple huge laughs at your expense and the address to your house. way to go, man.

[Donkey Puncher]

Well, I'm not going to say mean things anymore I'm glad you've enjoyed your hate hobby and hope that you continue to do what makes you happy.

[animal mother]

"oh a bunch of you are going to kill me, huh? i dare you all to come to where my mother lives and try it".

is that basically it?

[neil]

Originally Posted by animal mother

so your parents got a shit-o-gram and all those losers got was multiple huge laughs at your expense and the address to your house. way to go, man.

Nah, I got her parents' address and home phone number and took care of things. That's why she blames me for the psychological damage.

[|brainuse]

Passing this off as a "hate hobby" when it seems to be more in the area of "unhealthy obsession," seems like avoiding the issue, to me. Both are disturbed, but let's at least face reality.

[neil]

Originally Posted by animal mother

"oh a bunch of you are going to kill me, huh? i dare you all to come to where my mother lives and try it".

is that basically it?

No, they knew what shows I used to go to and where to find me and who my friends were, et cetera. If they wanted to kill me, I wanted to give them options.

[animal mother]

i need a link to your old board.

[neil]

Originally Posted by brainuse

Passing this off as a "hate hobby" when it seems to be more in the area of "unhealthy obsession," seems like avoiding the issue, to me. Both are disturbed, but let's at least face reality.

Listen, the important thing is that I made a difference in her life.

[neil]

Originally Posted by animal mother

i need a link to your old board.

It would just make you realize how truly boring you are.

[animal mother]

Originally Posted by neil

No, they knew what shows I used to go to and where to find me and who my friends were, et cetera. If they wanted to kill me, I wanted to give them options.

ever hear of a 7-11? i mean if you're dumb enough to fight someone over an internet beef, i think it goes without saying that giving people who are threatening to kill you the address to your parent's house is mind-numbingly stupid.

[Jesus]

Originally Posted by neil

Everyone has enemies, and for the most part, I've enjoyed hating her.

Not everyone has enemies Neil. I don't.....well, except for the Jews, the Muslisms, the democrats, atheists, Friedrich Nietzsche, the communists, the socialists , the illumnati, the public school system, the state in general and Karl Rove. Fuck that guy.

[animal mother]

Originally Posted by neil

It would just make you realize how truly boring you are.

that's a chance i'm willing to take. now let's have it.

[neil]

Originally Posted by animal mother

ever hear of a 7-11? i mean if you're dumb enough to fight someone over an internet beef, i think it goes without saying that giving people who are threatening to kill you the address to your parent's house is mind-numbingly stupid.

The worst they could do is show up and kill the family, but I knew it would be more of a harassment type of thing. I wanted to see what she'd do. And AM, you aren't half as bright as you think you are.

[animal mother]

the link, please.

[neil]

Originally Posted by animal mother

the link, please.

Nah, maybe if you were even halfway entertaining anymore...

[animal mother]

pathetic. you'll hand out the address to your mother's home, but not the url to a forum where you no longer post. you are quite the sad little turd.

[neil]

Originally Posted by animal mother

pathetic. you'll hand out the address to your mother's home, but not the url to a forum where you no longer post. you are quite the sad little turd.

Hmmmmm. You're the one who frequently insults me and talks about how worthless of a poster I am, yet you're really itching to read through thousands of posts of mine on my old board. You are quite the sad little turd. Now go find someone weak to pick on so that you can feel better about yourself.

[FATSEXY]

animal mother exposes another internet guy who is full of shit. Pretty sad, neil, I had high hopes for you. Now you'll forever be remembered as the guy who lied about an ex girlfriend and had it blow up in his face. lol

[animal mother]

Originally Posted by neil

Hmmmmm. You're the one who frequently insults me and talks about how worthless of a poster I am, yet you're really itching to read through thousands of posts of mine on my old board. You are quite the sad little turd. Now go find someone weak to pick on so that you can feel better about yourself.

i've found the weakling. now i'm just trying to humiliate him on multiple boards, while simultaneously inviting all of his old cohorts to come join us here at upstanding, thereby increasing traffic.

how can that be a bad thing?

again, the link, please.

[Donkey Puncher]

Neil, I don't want you think this is in any way insulting but I am curious. Do you have issues in general with women? There are many shitheads here to pick on, but you seem to have put more effort to Cuntessa and now with your admitted hatred towards this other chick it just seems like you direct more ehate towards women. Is there a reason for that? Tell me about the kind of relationship you have with your mother.

[animal mother]

while we're on the subject, neil, who started this thread again? i forget. did you really expect to mention your old board, and a 10-year long rivalry there that has spawned death threats and shitmail, without someone asking for the link?

also, would someone who is still halfway entertaining please ask neil for the link?

[neil]

Originally Posted by animal mother

i've found the weakling. now i'm just trying to humiliate him on multiple boards, while simultaneously inviting all of his old cohorts to come join us here at upstanding, thereby increasing traffic.

how can that be a bad thing?

again, the link, please.

This board was repeatedly linked on my old one. I invited a bunch of people, but none of them came. This place is too 'racist.'

And god, who do you think you're humiliating? You're a sad old man who's just getting older, balder, and more pathetic with time. Things probably peaked for you in high school. Keep enjoying the memories.

[FATSEXY]

He obviously doesn't have that great a relationship with his mom, if he tried to steer a bunch of homocidal maniacs to her front door.

Unless he's lying!

[neil]

Originally Posted by Donkey Puncher

Neil, I don't want you think this is in any way insulting but I am curious. Do you have issues in general with women? There are many shitheads here to pick on, but you seem to have put more effort to Cuntessa and now with your admitted hatred towards this other chick it just seems like you direct more ehate towards women. Is there a reason for that? Tell me about the kind of relationship you have with your mother.

Whether it's insulting or not, I'd be happy to answer your questions. My parents are married and I have a good relationship with my mother. I've always been close with her. I'm about as far from a misogynist as a person can get. I have more close female friends than male friends.